XMAS 2024 - "The Coyote Claus" Commando Stocking

While Supplies Last - Limited Time Only

Meet the Coyote Claus Commando Stocking, a high-speed, low-jingle loadout designed for operators who prefer their eggnog spiked with stealth. 

Packed tighter than Santa’s sleigh on a Christmas Eve incursion, this sandy-hued stocking’s got the gear to keep you cozy, covert, and combat-ready all holiday long.

Inside, you’ll find:

• A Canuck Cup 20 oz Tumbler, keeping your cocoa mission-ready at all hours, be it in the desert dunes or down the block.
• FITS Tactical Boot Socks to cushion your steps as you navigate sleeping households and silent rooftops.
• VGT10 Gloves for a no-slip grip on candy canes, cookie plates, or that elusive door handle at 0200 hours.
• Mechanix Clear Safety Glasses, because not even rogue mistletoe should compromise your line of sight.
• Soot Soap Smell Gel, perfect for scrubbing out any traces of your chimney-side infiltration—Santa’s got no time for sooty giveaways.
• A Tasmanian Tiger Fleece Cap, engineered to keep your noggin warm and your brain-housing group from frosting over during wintry ops.
• A Condor Phone Pouch to keep your comms device secure and discreetly accessible, even when dashing through the snow.
• Two 870 Tactical Morale Patches, to proclaim allegiance to the holly-jolly hush-hush unit that never misses a milk-and-cookie rendezvous.
• A First Tactical Spear Multitool, the all-in-one gift extractor, packaging penetrator, and candy cane cutter you never knew you needed.

With the Coyote Claus Commando Stocking, you’re locked, loaded, and ready to deck the halls with a tactical twist. Ho-Ho-Hold your position—Christmas is a go!