These festive covert kits are for those who prefer their holiday ops silent and efficient. Each stocking—be it Sleigh Team Six, Coyote Claus Commando, or Evergreen Infiltrator—comes loaded with tactical treats and stealthy goodies to outsmart grinches, infiltrate chimneys, and vanish without a crumb left behind. Expect top-tier tools, morale patches, and gear that’d make an elf’s ears perk up. Prepare to deck the halls with hush-hush precision and deploy holiday cheer like an operator on a top-secret mission. All that’s missing is your classified cocoa recipe. Santa never saw it coming.